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Who wouldn’t want a ‘#Second #Life’?

So what do you do when your first life is not going the way you feel it should? You play Second Life of course! Second Life is a virtual world developed by Linden Lab that launched on June 23, 2003 and is accessible via the Internet. A free client program called the Second Life Viewer enables its users, called Residents, to interact with each other through avatars. Residents can explore, meet other residents, socialize, participate in individual and group activities, and create and trade virtual property and services with one another, or travel throughout the world, which residents refer to as the grid. Second Life caters to users aged eighteen and over, while its sister site Teen Second Life is for younger users. The service is free but users can pay $9.95 a month for the premium version which includes a $300L (see below for information about what this is) a month and the ability to buy land and a up to $100.00 worth of L’s a month)

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Inside Islam: How Radicals are not Muslim and Muslims are not Radicals

It’s funny, if someone stole from you or your friend, you’d never again believe a word they’d say. Yet people are quick to believe a terrorist if he or she claims to be of a certain religion and that said religion made them  commit the atrocities on human life. In reality though, they are impostors looking to pass their evil crimes onto others. They’ll claim this or that or the other, they’ll claim to be Christan, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, but the bottom line is, that this is ridiculous and people should know that, and not tolerate it. The truth? Those crazy people are going to kill people regardless, and they are going to also always look for a justifiable reason in their minds to do so. Human instinct is to not think of oneself as a bad person or as a murder or killer so therefore we try to play things down. This is one reason for claiming to be Muslim during or after an act of crime.

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Tech Support Courtesy of India

Be sure to read the bottom line.

THIS IS INDIA .  IT’S WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER

Gun concealed in Cell phone

Most see airport security as a pain. Some feel violated. When you watch this clip, you’ll understand why they want your cell phone through the x-ray machine. If you get asked to test your cell phone at the airport, this is the reason. Cell phone guns have arrived. They are real. The  attached video clip shows how cell phone guns operate. These phones are not in the U.S. yet, but they are in use overseas.

Beneath the digital phone face is a .22 caliber handgun capable of firing four rounds in rapid succession using the standard telephone keypad. European law enforcement officials are stunned by the discovery of these deadly decoys. They say phone guns are changing the rules of engagement in Europe . Only when you have one in your hand do you realize that they are heavier than a regular cell phone Be patient if security asks to look at your cell phone or turn it on to show that it works. They have a good reason!

Wake up to our NEW WORLD!! We shouldn’t complain about airport security ‘invading our privacy.

THE KITTEN AND THE BIRD

Capturing these photos must have been pure joy for this photographer.

Friendship isn’t about who you have known the longest. …but about who came and never left your side.

YOUR EARLY RETIREMENT NOTICE

Date: Monday, February 24, 2009, 8:48 PM

Dear Employees:

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Management deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Management has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives employees.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Management Head Office

Have a great weekend.